Kenny (Cuz K) Eissing emailed a story about the RUGGED OUTDOOR MAN:
“During his physical examination, a doctor asked a retired man about his physical activity level. The man said he spent three days a week, every week in the outdoors. ‘Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five-hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through two miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I ran away from a ticked-off mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers and a tall glass of bourbon.’
“Amazed by the story, the doctor said, ‘You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!’ ‘No,’ the guy replied, ‘I’m just a really lousy golfer.'”
Mighty hit with the Red Sox Tuesday and likes the A’s on Wednesday. The deficit is 1395 sirignanos.
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